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Submitted by rich chelle on Sat, 03/01/2008 - 00:50.
Breaking Into The House
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
"You'll get your chance in court." said the Desk Sergeant.
Meals on Wheels
Submitted by rich chelle on Sat, 03/01/2008 - 00:46.Once upon a time, there was a cat who died.
When she got to heaven, God asked her how she liked being on earth.
She told the Lord that it was awful -- she had to sleep in cold back alleys, where there was no food and life was hard.
God told her that he was sorry it had had turned out that way -- but here, in heaven, she would be happy and He would give her the most comfortable, warm pillow to sleep on.
The cat laid down upon the pillow and was happy.
Rude Parrot
Submitted by rich chelle on Tue, 02/26/2008 - 11:34.A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." Well, the lady is furious! She stormed past the store to her work. On the way home she saw the same parrot and it said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."
She was incredibly upset now. The next day the same parrot again said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."
Mark the Spot
Submitted by rich chelle on Tue, 02/26/2008 - 11:01.Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day they caught thirty fish. One guy said to his friend,
"Mark this spot so that we can come back here again tomorrow."
The next day, when they were driving to rent the boat, the same guy asked his friend,
"Did you mark that spot?"
His friend replied, "Yeah, I put a big 'X' on the bottom of the boat."
Faithful Husband
Submitted by rich chelle on Tue, 02/26/2008 - 09:40.A faithful was drunk, he doesn't what was happening around him. Upon going home he directly entered the room and slept. Morning came with the amaze on his face, everything is in order. A tablet of aspirin and a glass of water with a note, "Good morning hon, i'll just buy groceries. Have your breakfast. I love you!" He was wondering why was that so. He asks his son, "what happen last night? Your mom, should be angry." Son replied, "Mom tried to unclothe you but you said, 'Stop lady im married.'"
The Parable of Unrequited Love
Submitted by rich chelle on Sat, 12/08/2007 - 01:38.ONCE upon a time there were two friends named Jack and Diane. They had known each other since school days and had since become the best of friends. They shared everything and anything and spent lots of time together in and school. But the friendship never developed into anything deeper. Diane kept a secret--her admiration and love for Jack.
7 Reasons Not to Mess with a Child
Submitted by rich chelle on Fri, 12/07/2007 - 12:27.A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
